Hiiiiii, I'm 16, pansexual. ^^ I'm also FTM. So, you’re probably gonna see some Kurtofsky, Rock/Metal bands, Doctor Who, posts related to LGBTP rights Hannibal, random posts I find interesting, 24, Death Note, Dragon Ball, Harry Potter, How I Met Your Mother, Chris Colfer/Kurt Hummel, Max Adler/Dave Karofsky, Adam Torres, Andrew Scott, House, Sherlock, AAAAAND it’s no secret that I don’t like my country that much, so you might see some of that... Aaaaand I freakin' love Hitler, I'm really fascinated by him (otherwise I don't like history)... I draw, paint, play guitar, bass, a little drums, I sing, I play sports (basketball, football, volleyball, pretty much everything...), I do karate, I'm a CHELSEA FC fan, I know Macedonian, English, Serbian, American Sign Language, and a little German, I like reading fanfiction and books, I love serial killers, and... I can't think of what else to write.
So, yeah, that's some stuff about me... Oh! And this blog is not Klaine/Blaine friendly. At all.
I’m so fucking pissed from all the stupid Klainers!!!!
*after calming down after writing this* Wow, these long rants about stuff I hate really help… I should do this more often…
I mean, SERIOUSLY! And they’re not even fucking KLAINERS! All they fucking care about is Blaine! They make absolutely zero sense when they open their damn mouth or start typing, or whatever the fuck they do! They’re not satisfied if one.fucking.second isn’t devoted to their ship. I mean… I just saw a comment about why the fuck people were “uselessly praying” for Karofsky or Sebastian to be back because, apparently their storylines were not relevant.
David’s story is useless?! Oh, and Blaine’s story is soooo fucking relevant and makes sense and he represents a group of people that had problems like, ummm… I don’t knoooowwww… having a hard time accepting their sexuality?! Oh wait… that wasn’t Blaine was it? No, of-fuckin’-course not! It was Dave Karofsky! Well, if Dave did that, that what did Hair-Gel do? I’ll tell you what - he was too busy singing songs and being a fucking hypocrite and putting gel in his hair, because…. BECAUSE WHY!? How the fuck was that story more relevant than Dave’s!? I just don’t fucking get how!
Then I saw this. “Kurt will go on a couple dates so Kurt can realize just how much he wants Blaine and no other, since Blaine has already come to that realization about Kurt. And then they’ll get back together. Chris also said on vh1 that Kurt and Blaine are just taking a little break and that they’re destined to be together.” WHICH MADE ME EVEN FUCKING MORE PISSED!
How the fuck do you know what’ll happen? “…so Kurt can realize just how much he wants Blaine and no other…”? Seriously… how the Hell do you know that? How do you know what and who Kurt wants to date?! And Chris never said that. You twisted his words. Which is just stupid and disrespectful.
Klainers speak of how Kurt and Blaine apparently have chemistry. GET IT THROUGH YOUR NO-BRAIN-CONTAINING FUCKIN’ HEADS! KLAINE HAS NO CHEMISTRY! ZERO! Their so called “chemistry” is non-existent. Period. It’s something eleven-year-olds getting off from a fictional relationship made up in their heads. Have you seen characters that have chemistry?! Here are some. Kurt and Dave (from Glee obviously). Barney and Robin (from HIMYM). Jack and Audrey (from 24). Fuck, even Blaine and Sebastian had some chemistry! But I don’t really care about what Blaine does or who he dates ‘cause I’ve hated his guts from day one.
You call yourself a Klainer, but all you really care about is Blaine! You don’t even consider what Kurt might feel, or how Blaine’s actions affect anyone! How are you a Klaine shipper if you only care about Blaine and don’t even give a shit about Kurt? Here’s an answer - you’re not a fuckin’ Klainer, you’re just a Blaine fangirl. Because I’m 100% sure if Blaine said he wanted to date another guy, “Klainers” will jump ship faster than, than…
Shit, I’m so pissed I can’t think of anything it’ll be so fast I’ll consider it a fucking World Record!
They justify all his actions, no matter what he does! I’m sure if he fucking raped (Oh, wait… he almost did…) someone they’d be all like “…but it was because of this, and it was because of that, and it’s not a big deal, other characters have done much worse, but he was drunk, but he was lonely, but he was ignored…” But when other characters do something “…Ohmygod!!! How can he do something like that?! He’s evil! He doesn’t care about anything… blah, blah, blah…” And specific ones about one of my two favorite characters - “…he sexually assaulted Kurt, he lip-raped him, he bullied him, he stalked Kurt, he’s a creep, he has no excuses for what he did…” Just like Blaine, they’re nothing but fucking hypocrites, because when Blaine did shit they were like “…he did not sexually assault Kurt in the car, nothing happened! But he was drunk! But he cheated because Kurt didn’t answer his one call, and he was lonely… blah, blah, blah…” When Kurt, who’s supposed to be the other half of the relationship (not one sixth of it), begins texting a guy who sends him cheesy texts “Kurt’s so horrible! He cheated on Blaine! How could he, Blaine cared so much about him…” And he humiliated his boyfriend in front of everyone. And kept blaming him for his stupid actions.
If I were Kurt I would’ve dumped him right there and then. Hell, I wouldn’t’ve even started dating him if I were Kurt, but let’s not go there…
Where the fuck is the logic in that?! You know what? I shouldn’t even bring logic into the equation… Logic doesn’t belong anywhere within a 100 kilometer radius of a “Klainer”.
I wanted to write something really cool here, but I forgot what… Oh, fuck it! I hate Blaine. I hate Klaine. I pity Klainers (and hate a few specific ones). And that’s it.
*goes to the bathroom and comes back* Oh yeah! I remember what I wanted to write! I think… oh well, at least I thought of something… Oh! I’m in a much better mood now, by the way. These long rants about stupid people pissing me off really help…
I hate that they can’t tell apart Klaine and CrissColfer (they’re both stupid, fictional relationships, I don’t blame them with that level of intelligence), and Kurt and Chris, and Darren and Blaine! Can they possibly be that
(stupid’s not really the right word here, but…) stupid?! I just… everyone knows this all too well, I don’t really need to keep talking (writing) do I? About CrissColfer, though… I think that if Chris does have a boyfriend, he has a better taste than that. I mean, seriously! People find Darren/Blaine attractive?! Sorry if I’m insulting your taste in guys, but… :/
Sorry if I went too far, wasted your time, somehow insulted you, etc. But I was really angry and wanted to stab someone. I’m glad I wrote this…